Once upon a time would be an easy way to begin telling the story of Flame Gurl. That is, if she was a fairy tale. There are no dwarves or gingerbread houses covered with candy in her story. Only frying pans and door hinge squeezed oranges. Flame Gurl meets up with some pretty cool characters along the way including Teeny of Teeny’s Diner, Superhero Frying Pan Gurl, Super Villain Blu Jacket and a mysterious dark-haired man! So come join Flame Gurl in a Flametastic adventure of a lifetime!

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

In Trouble Already

I can't believe Bonnie's already gotton into trouble! What on Earth is she doing with Blu Jacket? Maybe she tricked her or something. Maybe Blu Jacket has some evil plan. Who knows. I'll know is that I have to get my sister away from her. But how? Maybe Flame Gurl can help.

Farrah

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Adventures of Flame Gurl Creatures Products

Get a piece of Canadaville history with these great Fitted T-Shirts featuring the Yellow-eyed, Green Monster from It's Not Easy Being Green and The Galactic Orange Brigade from The Oranges Strike Back. Each shirt is made of ultra-fine, combed 4.8oz. ring-spun cotton, that gets softer with each washing. They are lightweight for summer comfort or winter layering. Remember to size up for a looser fit. Each is only $17.99! Just click on the shirt image(s) to order or visit It's Not Easy Being Green or The Oranges Strike Back to see more prodcuts with these flametastic designs. Don't forget to check out The Adventures of Flame Gurl books that coinside with these designs at these links as well! Have a Flametastic Day!

Saturday, July 08, 2006

The Oranges Strike Back!

Oranges and Watermelons floated with skill and grace as they fought the fruit fight of the ages. Join Flame Gurl and Frying Pan Gurl in the Flametastic epic of a lifetime. Be sure to bring your umbrella!

That's right, the fifth in The Adventures of Flame Gurl book series is here and it's the most exciting one yet! The Oranges Strike Back with please the adventurer, the sci-fi fan, comic book readers, and even the fruit lover. The great new book is 4.18" x 6.88", a perfect bound paperback, 170 pages, and can be yours for only $12.99! Just click on the cover image to order/find out more information.

Have a Flametastic Day!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Batting Practice

I just want one clear wack at those Watermelon Seeds, but can't seem to get a clear shot. In case you haven't heard, there are evil watermelons called The Watermelon Seeds who are bent on riding the universe of oranges starting with the ones in Canadaville. Flame Gurl and I, along with The Galactic Orange Brigade are trying very hard to defeat the watermelon, but it seems almost impossible. Is there hope for the oranges? Just one good wack and BATTER UP!

Frying Pan Gurl

No more oranges!

Hey everyone! It's Teeny Georgeeni here, you know of the fine establishment Teeny's Diner. Anyway, I can't stand it anymore! No more oranges! Help me! I can't squish another orange between a door hinge again. But that evil watermelon will give me the seed treatment if I don't and trust me you don't want to know what the seed treatment is! Yikes, gotta go. That watemelon has spotted me. No more oranges! Oh, where is Flame Gurl?

Teeny
PS If anyone finds my diner's sign, let me know.

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