The Oranges Strike Back!

Oranges and Watermelons floated with skill and grace as they fought the fruit fight of the ages. Join Flame Gurl and Frying Pan Gurl in the Flametastic epic of a lifetime. Be sure to bring your umbrella!

That's right, the fifth in The Adventures of Flame Gurl book series is here and it's the most exciting one yet! The Oranges Strike Back with please the adventurer, the sci-fi fan, comic book readers, and even the fruit lover. The great new book is 4.18" x 6.88", a perfect bound paperback, 170 pages, and can be yours for only $12.99! Just click on the cover image to order/find out more information.

Have a Flametastic Day!

Batting Practice

I just want one clear wack at those Watermelon Seeds, but can't seem to get a clear shot. In case you haven't heard, there are evil watermelons called The Watermelon Seeds who are bent on riding the universe of oranges starting with the ones in Canadaville. Flame Gurl and I, along with The Galactic Orange Brigade are trying very hard to defeat the watermelon, but it seems almost impossible. Is there hope for the oranges? Just one good wack and BATTER UP!

Frying Pan Gurl

No more oranges!

Hey everyone! It's Teeny Georgeeni here, you know of the fine establishment Teeny's Diner. Anyway, I can't stand it anymore! No more oranges! Help me! I can't squish another orange between a door hinge again. But that evil watermelon will give me the seed treatment if I don't and trust me you don't want to know what the seed treatment is! Yikes, gotta go. That watemelon has spotted me. No more oranges! Oh, where is Flame Gurl?

Teeny

PS If anyone finds my diner's sign, let me know.